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silverthunder) wrote2006-09-13 09:58 am
silverthunder) wrote2006-09-13 09:58 am
Crack meme
Yes, I know I've done this one before. I want to do it again.
The Rules: First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.
1) Yukito (Card Captor Sakura)
2) Lady Une (Gundam Wing)
3) Takato (Digimon Tamers)
4) Akira (Hikaru no Go)
5) Alphonse (Fullmetal Alchemist)
6) Ken (Digimon 02)
7) Ging (Hunter X Hunter)
8) Tomo (Azumanga Daioh)
9) Zechs (Gundam Wing)
10) Satoshi (D.N.Angel)
11) Fai (Tsubasa Chronicles)
12) Husky (+Anima)
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Ken/Fai... Um... You know, that might almost be amusing. "I used to be the tyrannical dictator of an alternate universe." "I sealed up the leader of my universe with magic and am currently on the run hoping I never run into them again."
On second thought, maybe not.
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Akira, hot? ... um. I'll answer this question after he burns the pink shirt and purple suit.
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Husky gets Tomo pregnant? OMG! Tomo would never make it through pregnancy! Plus she'd be up in all her friends' faces, like "I got pregnant! I'm going to be a MOTHER! I WIN! HAHAHAHAHA!" and that'd be AFTER all the bragging about getting laid before anyone else did, never mind the fact that it was an 11-year-old who is half fish... Yes. That is something Tomo would do, too. And Yomi would be sitting there wondering if she can committ suicide before having to deal with the mood swings and plus the fact that she'll almost certainly be the kid's constant babysitter...
In the first place, though, I don't know how you'd get Husky anywhere near Tomo, much less sleeping with her. He already hates girls enough; he doesn't need more reasons.
4) Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
Erm... no... I don't really read Zechs fic. He's cool enough, it's just... I don't read fics about him.
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Lady Une and Ken? *dies a million times over* *brain explodes* *dies again*
I'm thinking... no.
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Alphonse/Zechs or Alphonse/Satoshi? Eeeek.
I'd have to say Alphonse/Satoshi, though - at least they are somewhat close in age. The big empty suit of armor thing might appeal more to Zechs, though...
*shudders away from that thought and hopes to hell it never comes back*
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Ging walks in on Lady Une and Husky having sex... *dies* WHY are Lady Une and Husky having sex? Husky is 11 years old, and he HATES girls! (although that makes it funny and ironic that this meme keeps pairing him off with them, considering how few I listed) Plus I don't even know which one of Lady Une's personalities might have pedophilic tendancies...
And Ging? Would not have been noticed observing. He might even stay and watch. Given how little we know about him, he COULD secretly be a pervert.
8) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Takato/Satoshi. *brain meltdown* Um...
"Satoshi attempts to capture Dark by dressing an innocent young Tamer up in girls' clothing. The problem is... he didn't expect to fall for his own bait."
.......... My mind scares me.
9) Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Yukito/Tomo fluff? *dies and dies again and then rises from the dead to die yet again* Dude. Yukito would be all calm and smiley and Tomo would wreck havoc and then Yue would come out and be like "stop it" and Tomo would terrorize and confuse him.
... It wouldn't be fluff, trust me.
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Ging/Husky hurt/comfort. x_X <- this is Aphrael, dead.
Um... 'Relieving the Trama of the Female Species'?
I'd imagine Husky will NEED comfort after getting Tomo pregnant and then sleeping with Lady Une (whichever personality she was at the moment). Ging was there watching, so he must know what needs to be done, after all.
*so very dead*
11) What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Akira wants to deflower Yukito... um... okay... So then, Akira would plan out an elaborate STALKING scheme, and stake out all of Yukito's usual haunts. He would become severely confused because of Yukito's other personality who is actually a spirit that just has to use his body to do things and -
Waaaaaait a minute. This sounds familiar...
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Ging slash? I don't think I've ever heard of it. Not that Ging's not cool (despite his apparent voyeuristic tendancies), but I mean, no one really knows all that much about him.
13) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Takato het? I can think of ONE LiveJournal friend who reads Takato het. Only one.
14) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
On LJ, yes, lots of them. On GJ, I don't think any of my friends list even watches Tsubasa Chronicles, and thus cannot know who Fai is and why he is slashed off with Kurogane at every opportunity by rabid fangirls.
15) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Lady Une/Akira/Alphonse. *brain is roasting on a spork* I... I sure as hell hope not.
16) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Satoshi in a moment of great passion? *thinks*
"I'll catch you one day, Dark!"
... *snicker*
17) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
A song-fic about Tomo. o.O Ummmmmm... "She Drives Like Crazy" by Weird Al? It'd probably suit Yukari better, but it's hard to find songs about how a person is completely spastic. XD
18) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Yukito/Ken/Husky? *dies* Probably something like, "Stay away if you value your sanity. Crossover, OOC, crackity crack crack."
19) What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
A pickup line for Lady Une to use on Satoshi? What is it with Lady Une and younger guys? Treize ruined her for older men forever, or what?
"I'll show you my alternate personality if you show me yours."
*totally needs psychiatric help*
20) When was the last time you read a fic about Five? Actually about him/her?
About Alphonse? I haven't read FMA fanfics in a while, but I did once read Al stories... Maybe a year ago?
21) What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
Ken's super-sekrit kink... Oh, geez. Just one? Whips, bondage, spandex... take your pick. I doubt any of them are all that secret, either.
22) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Would Fai shag Zechs? ... possibly. I think they'd have to be at least a little tipsy, though.
23) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Takato and Ging.
...... um... if this isn't obvious to, I don't know, EVERYONE who knows anything at all about these characters...
I'm pretty sure Ging would top. Not that I particularly want to think about that...
24) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three."
Okay. Yukito and Zechs are in a happy relationship. How? I don't know. And then Zechs runs off with Akira. *brain explodes* So Yukito has a one-night stand with Fai (I can almost believe this, if they were in the same universe) and follows the wise advise of Alphonse (a 14-year-old in a suit of armor giving romantic advise *boggles*) to find true love with... Takato?
Alphonse should never again be allowed to give anyone any help with their love life. Ever.
25) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Ging/Tomo is canon? I'd check myself into a psych ward. Not just because it means I'm delusional somehow, but because that pairing would destroy whatever is left of my brain.
Hee. That was fun.
The Rules: First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.
1) Yukito (Card Captor Sakura)
2) Lady Une (Gundam Wing)
3) Takato (Digimon Tamers)
4) Akira (Hikaru no Go)
5) Alphonse (Fullmetal Alchemist)
6) Ken (Digimon 02)
7) Ging (Hunter X Hunter)
8) Tomo (Azumanga Daioh)
9) Zechs (Gundam Wing)
10) Satoshi (D.N.Angel)
11) Fai (Tsubasa Chronicles)
12) Husky (+Anima)
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Ken/Fai... Um... You know, that might almost be amusing. "I used to be the tyrannical dictator of an alternate universe." "I sealed up the leader of my universe with magic and am currently on the run hoping I never run into them again."
On second thought, maybe not.
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Akira, hot? ... um. I'll answer this question after he burns the pink shirt and purple suit.
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Husky gets Tomo pregnant? OMG! Tomo would never make it through pregnancy! Plus she'd be up in all her friends' faces, like "I got pregnant! I'm going to be a MOTHER! I WIN! HAHAHAHAHA!" and that'd be AFTER all the bragging about getting laid before anyone else did, never mind the fact that it was an 11-year-old who is half fish... Yes. That is something Tomo would do, too. And Yomi would be sitting there wondering if she can committ suicide before having to deal with the mood swings and plus the fact that she'll almost certainly be the kid's constant babysitter...
In the first place, though, I don't know how you'd get Husky anywhere near Tomo, much less sleeping with her. He already hates girls enough; he doesn't need more reasons.
4) Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
Erm... no... I don't really read Zechs fic. He's cool enough, it's just... I don't read fics about him.
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Lady Une and Ken? *dies a million times over* *brain explodes* *dies again*
I'm thinking... no.
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Alphonse/Zechs or Alphonse/Satoshi? Eeeek.
I'd have to say Alphonse/Satoshi, though - at least they are somewhat close in age. The big empty suit of armor thing might appeal more to Zechs, though...
*shudders away from that thought and hopes to hell it never comes back*
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Ging walks in on Lady Une and Husky having sex... *dies* WHY are Lady Une and Husky having sex? Husky is 11 years old, and he HATES girls! (although that makes it funny and ironic that this meme keeps pairing him off with them, considering how few I listed) Plus I don't even know which one of Lady Une's personalities might have pedophilic tendancies...
And Ging? Would not have been noticed observing. He might even stay and watch. Given how little we know about him, he COULD secretly be a pervert.
8) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Takato/Satoshi. *brain meltdown* Um...
"Satoshi attempts to capture Dark by dressing an innocent young Tamer up in girls' clothing. The problem is... he didn't expect to fall for his own bait."
.......... My mind scares me.
9) Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Yukito/Tomo fluff? *dies and dies again and then rises from the dead to die yet again* Dude. Yukito would be all calm and smiley and Tomo would wreck havoc and then Yue would come out and be like "stop it" and Tomo would terrorize and confuse him.
... It wouldn't be fluff, trust me.
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Ging/Husky hurt/comfort. x_X <- this is Aphrael, dead.
Um... 'Relieving the Trama of the Female Species'?
I'd imagine Husky will NEED comfort after getting Tomo pregnant and then sleeping with Lady Une (whichever personality she was at the moment). Ging was there watching, so he must know what needs to be done, after all.
*so very dead*
11) What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Akira wants to deflower Yukito... um... okay... So then, Akira would plan out an elaborate STALKING scheme, and stake out all of Yukito's usual haunts. He would become severely confused because of Yukito's other personality who is actually a spirit that just has to use his body to do things and -
Waaaaaait a minute. This sounds familiar...
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Ging slash? I don't think I've ever heard of it. Not that Ging's not cool (despite his apparent voyeuristic tendancies), but I mean, no one really knows all that much about him.
13) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Takato het? I can think of ONE LiveJournal friend who reads Takato het. Only one.
14) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
On LJ, yes, lots of them. On GJ, I don't think any of my friends list even watches Tsubasa Chronicles, and thus cannot know who Fai is and why he is slashed off with Kurogane at every opportunity by rabid fangirls.
15) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Lady Une/Akira/Alphonse. *brain is roasting on a spork* I... I sure as hell hope not.
16) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Satoshi in a moment of great passion? *thinks*
"I'll catch you one day, Dark!"
... *snicker*
17) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
A song-fic about Tomo. o.O Ummmmmm... "She Drives Like Crazy" by Weird Al? It'd probably suit Yukari better, but it's hard to find songs about how a person is completely spastic. XD
18) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Yukito/Ken/Husky? *dies* Probably something like, "Stay away if you value your sanity. Crossover, OOC, crackity crack crack."
19) What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
A pickup line for Lady Une to use on Satoshi? What is it with Lady Une and younger guys? Treize ruined her for older men forever, or what?
"I'll show you my alternate personality if you show me yours."
*totally needs psychiatric help*
20) When was the last time you read a fic about Five? Actually about him/her?
About Alphonse? I haven't read FMA fanfics in a while, but I did once read Al stories... Maybe a year ago?
21) What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
Ken's super-sekrit kink... Oh, geez. Just one? Whips, bondage, spandex... take your pick. I doubt any of them are all that secret, either.
22) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Would Fai shag Zechs? ... possibly. I think they'd have to be at least a little tipsy, though.
23) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Takato and Ging.
...... um... if this isn't obvious to, I don't know, EVERYONE who knows anything at all about these characters...
I'm pretty sure Ging would top. Not that I particularly want to think about that...
24) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three."
Okay. Yukito and Zechs are in a happy relationship. How? I don't know. And then Zechs runs off with Akira. *brain explodes* So Yukito has a one-night stand with Fai (I can almost believe this, if they were in the same universe) and follows the wise advise of Alphonse (a 14-year-old in a suit of armor giving romantic advise *boggles*) to find true love with... Takato?
Alphonse should never again be allowed to give anyone any help with their love life. Ever.
25) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Ging/Tomo is canon? I'd check myself into a psych ward. Not just because it means I'm delusional somehow, but because that pairing would destroy whatever is left of my brain.
Hee. That was fun.