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silverthunder) wrote2003-11-23 07:18 pm
silverthunder) wrote2003-11-23 07:18 pm
What happens when work is slow
Assignments are coming along good, so I thought I'd share what I scribbled out at work today. This is my summary of episodes 50 and 51 of Digimon Tamers. Mwaha!
Tamers - episodes 50-51
Takato: Okay, so we're going to save Jeri.
Calomon: What about *me*? I gave you the ability to digivolve! Don't *I* get rescued?
Lee: Yeah. Jeri. Sounds good.
Rika: So we're saving Jeri?
Takato: We're saving Jeri.
Ryo: *shows up out of nowhere* Hey, guys. What are we doing?
Takato: ... someone else tell him.
*they merge with their Digimon and go to save Jeri*
Yamaki: And we, the adults, are going to help. The kids watching this show won't know what the hell we're talking about, so to sum it up, we're making a miracle. There we go.
Lee's dad: *angst* He won't forgive me...
Audience: Who won't? What's going on? Explain something, damnit!
Lee: And we are... still flying to rescue Jeri... Whoops! Enemy!
*Big fight. The flying thing that was carrying Takato and Ryo is knocked aside and they are forced to WALK*
Ryo: Injustice...
Lee: Hmm... dangerous plan of existence... Who's up for a game of 'I Spy' as we go?
Ryo: Ooh! Me!
Rika: Shut up. *I* go first.
Takato: Haha, you guys haven't changed.
Rika: Umm... yes we have.
Takato: Well, not much.
Lee: You're so funny, Takato!
*Meanwhile, Jeri attempts to make speeches*
Jeri: ... there's some good left in this world, Mr. D-Reaper - and it's worth fighting for! *is grabbed by tentacle-thingies* ACK!
D-Reaper: One, my voice is female, you dumb broad. Two, this is Digimon, not Lord of the Rings. Three... YOU SUCK! DIE, HUMAN SCUM!
Jeri: Crap.
Takato: I'll save you, Jeri!
Big Ugly Blob: *emerges from the ground* Gotta get through *me* first.
*They try. Their attacks don't work*
Lee: Well, this is kind of discouraging...
*And back with the adults*
Riley: So what do we do?
Yamaki: Sit here and wait for them to win.
Riley: ...
Lee's dad: He won't ever forgive me... *angst*
Audience: Either explain that or shut up already!
*In the meantime, a D-Reaper entity goes on a rampage in Tokyo*
D-Reaper: Whee! *trashes police car* Die, you lousy coppers! Hahaha!
*D-Reaper entity is destroyed by Guardramon*
D-Reaper: Shit.
Kenta: Wow! That was amazing! *sparkly eyes*
Kazu: I know I am.
Guardramon: Hey! *I'm* the great one!
Kazu: Don't believe him, Kenta, it's *me* you should worship!
Guardramon: No! Me!
*they start duking it out*
Kenta: ...uh...
MarineAngemon: Me speak English! Dubbers crazy!
Helicopter cops: You guys are all under arrest for trying to save the city without permission from the proper authorities!
Kazu: Aw, man! Third time this week!
*While this goes down, Takato runs off to save Jeri and the others fight the Big Ugly Blob*
Ryo: Rika, you have power and I have a big sword - actually, *two* big swords... *wink wink, nudge nudge* Anyway, if you give me your power, we can kick ass!
Rika: Give me one good reason.
Ryo: Because I can flirt in a cute way? Pumpkin?
Rika: ... Well, at least you're brave. Okay, you can have my power.
Ryo: I was going for a date, but that works, too. Later, darling.
Rika: Note to self... kill him later.
*Takato is stopped by a big giant Jeri-head that shoots black gooey stuff at him and makes him fall*
Takato: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Thing that Takato was riding on: Want to fly? Here, have my wings. And the rest of me, so the wings look pretty. I rock! *crash*
Takato: A part of you will always be with us!
Wings: Damn straight. The *wings* part.
Takato: *flies* Look at us! We're flying!
Lee: No, look at Ryo! He killed the Big Ugly Blob!
Terriormon: Yay!
Takato: And I'm going to save Jeri!
Guilmon: Yay!
D-Reaper: Psych! *comes back to full power* Haha! *weird-looking chick attacks Takato, and Big Ugly Blob returns*
Rika: I don't think this is a good sign.
*Big Ugly Blob is suddenly pulled down into the ground by a bunch of glowing Digimon, creating a WORMHOLE*
Lee: It's the Digimon Sovereign!
Ryo: Who?
Lee: You know... about ten or eleven episodes back...
Ryo: Ohhhh.
*And... the adults again*
Riley: Does this mean *we* can do stuff now?
Yamaki: Yes. Special effects, please!
*The room goes all dark with green glowing lights, and apparently now they can communicate with Lee*
Lee's dad: You didn't clean your room before you left, young man!
Lee: Uh... we're kinda busy here, dad.
Yamaki: Sorry about that. Go in the vortex and spin around, will you?
Lee: Of course. I trust you implicitly. *goes into the vortex and starts spinning*
Lee's dad: *angst* This is unforgivable...
Audience: That's not good, is it?
Weird-looking chick/D-Reaper entity: You don't deserve to exist!
Takato: Everyone deserves to exist! ... Except you, because I don't like you. *kills it*
Lee: *spinning* @_@
D-Reaper: *shrieks as it slowly dies* I'm meeeeelting! What a world, what a world...
Lee's dad's friend: Oh crap, I remember now. I put the kids in eminent danger! Whoops.
*The Digimon and kids all separate. Apparently, the atmosphere in there is bad for their health*
Rika and Ryo: *appear weak and ill*
Lee: *floats up out of the vortex looking dead*
Takato: Hmm, I feel fine. I'm coming, Jeri! *grabs her*
Jeri: Yay, I'm safe! Now how do we get out?
Kazu: Is that our cue? *he and Kenta float up in a big, heart-shaped bubble*
Audience: I knew there was something about those two...
Ryo: Um... weren't you arrested?
Kenta: I think the writers decided to leave that story to the fanfic authors.
*They all get out. That's when we find out that in order to save the world, the Digimon have to LEAVE and (apparently) NEVER COME BACK*
Lee's dad: I'm so sorry! *breaks down*
Audience: Ohhh, I get it now.
*Digimon vanish. We are shown scenes of life going back to normal - well, normal for Tamers*
Takato: (voice-over) Well, apparently we're all normal again, but I notice ther are no scenes with Lee, Ryo, or Rika, so we don't really know about them, do we? ... Hey, look, it's a digital portal!
THE END
Audience: What!? The end!? But what *happens*!? That's not fair!
Writers: *shrug* No one promised you 'fair'...
Tamers - episodes 50-51
Takato: Okay, so we're going to save Jeri.
Calomon: What about *me*? I gave you the ability to digivolve! Don't *I* get rescued?
Lee: Yeah. Jeri. Sounds good.
Rika: So we're saving Jeri?
Takato: We're saving Jeri.
Ryo: *shows up out of nowhere* Hey, guys. What are we doing?
Takato: ... someone else tell him.
*they merge with their Digimon and go to save Jeri*
Yamaki: And we, the adults, are going to help. The kids watching this show won't know what the hell we're talking about, so to sum it up, we're making a miracle. There we go.
Lee's dad: *angst* He won't forgive me...
Audience: Who won't? What's going on? Explain something, damnit!
Lee: And we are... still flying to rescue Jeri... Whoops! Enemy!
*Big fight. The flying thing that was carrying Takato and Ryo is knocked aside and they are forced to WALK*
Ryo: Injustice...
Lee: Hmm... dangerous plan of existence... Who's up for a game of 'I Spy' as we go?
Ryo: Ooh! Me!
Rika: Shut up. *I* go first.
Takato: Haha, you guys haven't changed.
Rika: Umm... yes we have.
Takato: Well, not much.
Lee: You're so funny, Takato!
*Meanwhile, Jeri attempts to make speeches*
Jeri: ... there's some good left in this world, Mr. D-Reaper - and it's worth fighting for! *is grabbed by tentacle-thingies* ACK!
D-Reaper: One, my voice is female, you dumb broad. Two, this is Digimon, not Lord of the Rings. Three... YOU SUCK! DIE, HUMAN SCUM!
Jeri: Crap.
Takato: I'll save you, Jeri!
Big Ugly Blob: *emerges from the ground* Gotta get through *me* first.
*They try. Their attacks don't work*
Lee: Well, this is kind of discouraging...
*And back with the adults*
Riley: So what do we do?
Yamaki: Sit here and wait for them to win.
Riley: ...
Lee's dad: He won't ever forgive me... *angst*
Audience: Either explain that or shut up already!
*In the meantime, a D-Reaper entity goes on a rampage in Tokyo*
D-Reaper: Whee! *trashes police car* Die, you lousy coppers! Hahaha!
*D-Reaper entity is destroyed by Guardramon*
D-Reaper: Shit.
Kenta: Wow! That was amazing! *sparkly eyes*
Kazu: I know I am.
Guardramon: Hey! *I'm* the great one!
Kazu: Don't believe him, Kenta, it's *me* you should worship!
Guardramon: No! Me!
*they start duking it out*
Kenta: ...uh...
MarineAngemon: Me speak English! Dubbers crazy!
Helicopter cops: You guys are all under arrest for trying to save the city without permission from the proper authorities!
Kazu: Aw, man! Third time this week!
*While this goes down, Takato runs off to save Jeri and the others fight the Big Ugly Blob*
Ryo: Rika, you have power and I have a big sword - actually, *two* big swords... *wink wink, nudge nudge* Anyway, if you give me your power, we can kick ass!
Rika: Give me one good reason.
Ryo: Because I can flirt in a cute way? Pumpkin?
Rika: ... Well, at least you're brave. Okay, you can have my power.
Ryo: I was going for a date, but that works, too. Later, darling.
Rika: Note to self... kill him later.
*Takato is stopped by a big giant Jeri-head that shoots black gooey stuff at him and makes him fall*
Takato: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Thing that Takato was riding on: Want to fly? Here, have my wings. And the rest of me, so the wings look pretty. I rock! *crash*
Takato: A part of you will always be with us!
Wings: Damn straight. The *wings* part.
Takato: *flies* Look at us! We're flying!
Lee: No, look at Ryo! He killed the Big Ugly Blob!
Terriormon: Yay!
Takato: And I'm going to save Jeri!
Guilmon: Yay!
D-Reaper: Psych! *comes back to full power* Haha! *weird-looking chick attacks Takato, and Big Ugly Blob returns*
Rika: I don't think this is a good sign.
*Big Ugly Blob is suddenly pulled down into the ground by a bunch of glowing Digimon, creating a WORMHOLE*
Lee: It's the Digimon Sovereign!
Ryo: Who?
Lee: You know... about ten or eleven episodes back...
Ryo: Ohhhh.
*And... the adults again*
Riley: Does this mean *we* can do stuff now?
Yamaki: Yes. Special effects, please!
*The room goes all dark with green glowing lights, and apparently now they can communicate with Lee*
Lee's dad: You didn't clean your room before you left, young man!
Lee: Uh... we're kinda busy here, dad.
Yamaki: Sorry about that. Go in the vortex and spin around, will you?
Lee: Of course. I trust you implicitly. *goes into the vortex and starts spinning*
Lee's dad: *angst* This is unforgivable...
Audience: That's not good, is it?
Weird-looking chick/D-Reaper entity: You don't deserve to exist!
Takato: Everyone deserves to exist! ... Except you, because I don't like you. *kills it*
Lee: *spinning* @_@
D-Reaper: *shrieks as it slowly dies* I'm meeeeelting! What a world, what a world...
Lee's dad's friend: Oh crap, I remember now. I put the kids in eminent danger! Whoops.
*The Digimon and kids all separate. Apparently, the atmosphere in there is bad for their health*
Rika and Ryo: *appear weak and ill*
Lee: *floats up out of the vortex looking dead*
Takato: Hmm, I feel fine. I'm coming, Jeri! *grabs her*
Jeri: Yay, I'm safe! Now how do we get out?
Kazu: Is that our cue? *he and Kenta float up in a big, heart-shaped bubble*
Audience: I knew there was something about those two...
Ryo: Um... weren't you arrested?
Kenta: I think the writers decided to leave that story to the fanfic authors.
*They all get out. That's when we find out that in order to save the world, the Digimon have to LEAVE and (apparently) NEVER COME BACK*
Lee's dad: I'm so sorry! *breaks down*
Audience: Ohhh, I get it now.
*Digimon vanish. We are shown scenes of life going back to normal - well, normal for Tamers*
Takato: (voice-over) Well, apparently we're all normal again, but I notice ther are no scenes with Lee, Ryo, or Rika, so we don't really know about them, do we? ... Hey, look, it's a digital portal!
THE END
Audience: What!? The end!? But what *happens*!? That's not fair!
Writers: *shrug* No one promised you 'fair'...
*giggles*