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Aphrael ([personal profile] silverthunder) wrote2004-03-02 08:08 am

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Homework situation is pretty mild - for now - so I decided to write up some extremely short summaries for D.N.Angel episodes. Whatever struck my fancy.

That's all for today's entry, so enjoy.


~Episode 11~
Saehara: This is HISTORY in the MAKING! It's about the 20th time Dark's stolen something, so it must be a grand occassion or some such bullshit.
Risa: Yay, Dark... *_*
Riku: ... Why am I here, again?
Risa: So you can goad me into getting in the way.
Dark: And I can get irritated.
Risa: *gets caught in a net* EEK!
Dark: Only one person would be so tricky as to catch a giddy schoolgirl in a net...
Satoshi: Yes, I'm back. Now I'll defeat you with my awesome technology. Haha.
Dark: Technology is useless against me! *uses technology to escape*
Daisuke: *as they fly off* Yay, Hiwatari is back!
Dark: ... I think we need to discuss your priorities again.

~Episode 12~
Kousuke: I'm back!
Emiko: He's back!
Daisuke: ... huh?
Kousuke: Daisuke... *I* am your father.
Dark: ... the hell? Where've you been for the past 11 episodes?
Satoshi: Can't... control.. jewelry... Bad... fashion sense... taking... over...!
Dark: Well, now we're *all* doomed.
Krad: I'll kill you!
Kousuke: I'll save you!
Daisuke: @_@ I'm confused...
Dark: I win again! *boots Krad into the ocean and claims the evil jewelry* Yoink!

~Episode 14~
Hio Mio: I have the most ridiculous name of anyone on this show. And I'm weird. *in too-perky Engrish* HI! LET'S BE HAPPY FRIENDS! Daisuke, I love you! *glomps*
Daisuke: I must prove my love for Harada Risa by resisting this scary girl's advances! *runs like hell*
Risa: *doesn't really care*
Riku: ... the hell? *lays the smackdown on Mio*
Mio: I'm really evil! *in too-perky Engrish* I BRING MANY BAD JEWELRY HABITS! Daisuke, marry me!
Satoshi: This episode needs some blatant fanservice. *saves Daisuke from death and gives him mouth-to-mouth*
Fangirls: EEEE!!! *faint*
Dark: And I'll round this out by kissing Risa and breaking Daisuke's heart.
Daisuke: -_- This was not my episode, was it?

~Episode 19~
Daisuke: I am an awesome painter, proving I'm different from any Niwa in the past. And of course, there's the fact that I seem to get along pretty well with a Hikari... but that's not as important.
Riku: I want that painting! Give it to me!
Daisuke: I see no reason why not.
Painting: *gleams*
Daisuke: *shows up late for class*
Saehara: We decided the roles in this play we're suddenly doing.
Daisuke: Huh?
Saehara: For no real reason, all the roles in the play are being done by guys! And YOU are the heroine!
Daisuke: Gah...
Saehara: And for the role of your boyfriend - Hiwatari, voted in unanimously. What a shocker, considering the mouth-to-mouth thing from episode 14 and the fact that all of the girls in this class seem to be squealing fangirls.
Daisuke: Gah...
Random Girl: *starry-eyed* Will there be LOVE SCENES?
Saehara: Of course! Why miss an opportunity to see Daisuke squirm?
Pretty much every girl in the class: *SQUEAL* Niwa and Hiwatari!!! *rabid yaoi fangirlism*
Daisuke: ... help...


Those will be it for today. Maybe I'll write more later.