Vampire Christ

[silverthunder]

Hey V... remember when we came up with the badfic where Jesus became a vampire in the end?

Looks like it might actually get written.

In other words, Anne Rice is taking on the life story of Jesus Christ. And the saddest part of this is that I'm not joking. Fandom Wank appears to have it covered. Speculations on vampire Jesus are here.

Wow. That's all I can say. Just... wow.

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Dude!

[catia.livejournal.com]

We should have gotten some sort of copyright on the issue :(

Dammit.

That's just so....I don't know. Wow, is the right word :(

Good lord.

Re: Dude!

[silverthunder]

We should've! -_- Darn it, I'm kicking myself now!

Did you check out the actual bit she wrote on the new book? The woman is crazy.

[catia.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I read it over earlier. Remember when she was actually cool? Like forever ago before she got weird?

Normally, I'm all up for the worship at the altar crap..but she is just crazy.

[silverthunder]

It boggles the mind.

Every time I think human beings can't get any dumber, she does something new and I realize that yes, they can.

[sailormac.livejournal.com]

This, from the Fandom Wank discussion, is the BEST. LINE. EVER:

HE GAVE HIS BLOOD FOR YOUR SINS.

AND NOW...

HE WANTS IT BACK.

[silverthunder]

*laughing* I know! That's the one that made me crack up, too! :D