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silverthunder) wrote2003-03-13 09:37 am
silverthunder) wrote2003-03-13 09:37 am
Orphen Revenge
Because five seconds after I posted my other entry, I felt like it.
An alternative to watching episode one of the Revenge series. My thirty second summary! Mwahahaha!
Orphen: I just had a dream about a bunch of Cleaos trying to take advantage of me, and I wake up to find Cleao in bed with me. Good lord, what was in the drinks last night?
Cleao: PERVERT! *sicks her dog/thing on him* Time to cause a lot of damage and not help to clean it up.
Majic: I'm going to unintentionally hit on the serving girl and score us a free lunch. *radiates uber-innocent cuteness, complete with blush*
Licorice: Now I'll introduce myself just as everyone leaves!
*Orphen and co. decide to attack some armies just to get to a hotspring and come out in really WEIRD bathing suits*
Cleao: Wait a sec... I look normal! Wow...
Orphen: I'm in a speedo willingly. I have just sacrificed what heterosexuality I possessed.
Majic: I never had any heterosexuality, but I've just been pushed farther from ever being *considered* to have had any.
Licorice: I'm just here. Feel free to ignore me.
*big fight scene with an ugly green monster. We get to see the 'hikari no hakujin' spell that shows up at least once in every episode*
Orphen: Well, I'm satisfied.
Cleao: I got at least two chances to be royally pissed off at Orphen, so I'm satisfied.
Majic: And I showed off my uncanny ability to charm both young girls and grown women alike!
Licorice: I'm talking to a statue. Help me!!!!
THE END (until we get to the 22 episodes that follow this one. Hahahahaha!)
I *really* have too much time on my hands.
An alternative to watching episode one of the Revenge series. My thirty second summary! Mwahahaha!
Orphen: I just had a dream about a bunch of Cleaos trying to take advantage of me, and I wake up to find Cleao in bed with me. Good lord, what was in the drinks last night?
Cleao: PERVERT! *sicks her dog/thing on him* Time to cause a lot of damage and not help to clean it up.
Majic: I'm going to unintentionally hit on the serving girl and score us a free lunch. *radiates uber-innocent cuteness, complete with blush*
Licorice: Now I'll introduce myself just as everyone leaves!
*Orphen and co. decide to attack some armies just to get to a hotspring and come out in really WEIRD bathing suits*
Cleao: Wait a sec... I look normal! Wow...
Orphen: I'm in a speedo willingly. I have just sacrificed what heterosexuality I possessed.
Majic: I never had any heterosexuality, but I've just been pushed farther from ever being *considered* to have had any.
Licorice: I'm just here. Feel free to ignore me.
*big fight scene with an ugly green monster. We get to see the 'hikari no hakujin' spell that shows up at least once in every episode*
Orphen: Well, I'm satisfied.
Cleao: I got at least two chances to be royally pissed off at Orphen, so I'm satisfied.
Majic: And I showed off my uncanny ability to charm both young girls and grown women alike!
Licorice: I'm talking to a statue. Help me!!!!
THE END (until we get to the 22 episodes that follow this one. Hahahahaha!)
I *really* have too much time on my hands.