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silverthunder) wrote2003-04-11 09:34 am
silverthunder) wrote2003-04-11 09:34 am
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Okay, I just had a short review session and as I was walking home, I was inspired to do this:
Episode 21 of Revenge
Licorice: By the way, everyone... *spoilerspoilerspoiler* I'm DEAD!
Cast: *gasp*
Writers: *gasp*
Director: *gasp*
Audience: Yeah, yeah... get on with it.
Flamesoul in his mother's body: It's me again! And I'm in a pink dress! Wee!
Hartia: Is it just me, or did he look more feminine in a male body?
Orphen: Beats me. This show is messed up when it comes to that sort of thing.
Majic: *in the background* I'm wearing all black with a cape and really tacky hat. If that doesn't scream EVIL... then I'll probably cry. -_-
Esperanza: *ala Darth Vader* I AM YOUR SIIIIIISTER...
Licorice: I don't care, you suck! *hucks a hairband at her and runs off crying*
Cleao: Okay, there's bound to be a monster attacking her, so I'll run along after.
A monster attacks. Cleao and Licorice waste a lot of time trying to fight and then inevitably resort to sicking the little deep dragon thingy on it.
Cleao: Hey, I have to wave my sword around and hack off some limbs to prove I can actually use it!
Meanwhile, Majic and Orphen are locked in a battle to the DEATH.
Majic: This'll teach you to play with my emotions!
Orphen: Is this about that kiss? Because she meant nothing to me, you know...
Majic: AAA! DIE, CHEATING BASTARD!
Orphen: Crap.
Eris: *jumps in* No! You cannot fight! It is wrong!
Majic: Hey, this is a private conversation! Who invited you?
(I don't think I have to make fun of this scene; it does it on its own. Sappy music... a touching speech... then BAM! It put me in mind of Ouka's death scene - and I think I started giggling inappropriately the exact same way.)
Orphen: Okay, enough of this! *smacks Majic a good one*
As it turns out, all the evil jealousy was trapped in the hat, so everything went back to normal after it got knocked away and destroyed. Yay!
Father Time: Damn it! I'll just have to kill you directly! *aims a lightening bolt at Orphen*
Orphen: *stand there staring at it* Wow... that sucks...
Majic: NOOOOOOOOO!!! *pushes him out of the way and gets hit*
Brief sappy moment ensues.
Orphen: All right... with that out of the way, on with the show.
Hartia: Too late, time's up! We'll have to continue next time!
Cleao: This is what happens when you save all the plot for the last few episodes... there's no time left to do anything else.
TO BE CONTINUED...
I think I should go study for my test now...
Episode 21 of Revenge
Licorice: By the way, everyone... *spoilerspoilerspoiler* I'm DEAD!
Cast: *gasp*
Writers: *gasp*
Director: *gasp*
Audience: Yeah, yeah... get on with it.
Flamesoul in his mother's body: It's me again! And I'm in a pink dress! Wee!
Hartia: Is it just me, or did he look more feminine in a male body?
Orphen: Beats me. This show is messed up when it comes to that sort of thing.
Majic: *in the background* I'm wearing all black with a cape and really tacky hat. If that doesn't scream EVIL... then I'll probably cry. -_-
Esperanza: *ala Darth Vader* I AM YOUR SIIIIIISTER...
Licorice: I don't care, you suck! *hucks a hairband at her and runs off crying*
Cleao: Okay, there's bound to be a monster attacking her, so I'll run along after.
A monster attacks. Cleao and Licorice waste a lot of time trying to fight and then inevitably resort to sicking the little deep dragon thingy on it.
Cleao: Hey, I have to wave my sword around and hack off some limbs to prove I can actually use it!
Meanwhile, Majic and Orphen are locked in a battle to the DEATH.
Majic: This'll teach you to play with my emotions!
Orphen: Is this about that kiss? Because she meant nothing to me, you know...
Majic: AAA! DIE, CHEATING BASTARD!
Orphen: Crap.
Eris: *jumps in* No! You cannot fight! It is wrong!
Majic: Hey, this is a private conversation! Who invited you?
(I don't think I have to make fun of this scene; it does it on its own. Sappy music... a touching speech... then BAM! It put me in mind of Ouka's death scene - and I think I started giggling inappropriately the exact same way.)
Orphen: Okay, enough of this! *smacks Majic a good one*
As it turns out, all the evil jealousy was trapped in the hat, so everything went back to normal after it got knocked away and destroyed. Yay!
Father Time: Damn it! I'll just have to kill you directly! *aims a lightening bolt at Orphen*
Orphen: *stand there staring at it* Wow... that sucks...
Majic: NOOOOOOOOO!!! *pushes him out of the way and gets hit*
Brief sappy moment ensues.
Orphen: All right... with that out of the way, on with the show.
Hartia: Too late, time's up! We'll have to continue next time!
Cleao: This is what happens when you save all the plot for the last few episodes... there's no time left to do anything else.
TO BE CONTINUED...
I think I should go study for my test now...
*cackles*
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