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Aphrael ([personal profile] silverthunder) wrote2003-04-11 09:34 am

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Okay, I just had a short review session and as I was walking home, I was inspired to do this:

Episode 21 of Revenge

Licorice: By the way, everyone... *spoilerspoilerspoiler* I'm DEAD!

Cast: *gasp*

Writers: *gasp*

Director: *gasp*

Audience: Yeah, yeah... get on with it.

Flamesoul in his mother's body: It's me again! And I'm in a pink dress! Wee!

Hartia: Is it just me, or did he look more feminine in a male body?

Orphen: Beats me. This show is messed up when it comes to that sort of thing.

Majic: *in the background* I'm wearing all black with a cape and really tacky hat. If that doesn't scream EVIL... then I'll probably cry. -_-

Esperanza: *ala Darth Vader* I AM YOUR SIIIIIISTER...

Licorice: I don't care, you suck! *hucks a hairband at her and runs off crying*

Cleao: Okay, there's bound to be a monster attacking her, so I'll run along after.

A monster attacks. Cleao and Licorice waste a lot of time trying to fight and then inevitably resort to sicking the little deep dragon thingy on it.

Cleao: Hey, I have to wave my sword around and hack off some limbs to prove I can actually use it!

Meanwhile, Majic and Orphen are locked in a battle to the DEATH.

Majic: This'll teach you to play with my emotions!

Orphen: Is this about that kiss? Because she meant nothing to me, you know...

Majic: AAA! DIE, CHEATING BASTARD!

Orphen: Crap.

Eris: *jumps in* No! You cannot fight! It is wrong!

Majic: Hey, this is a private conversation! Who invited you?

(I don't think I have to make fun of this scene; it does it on its own. Sappy music... a touching speech... then BAM! It put me in mind of Ouka's death scene - and I think I started giggling inappropriately the exact same way.)

Orphen: Okay, enough of this! *smacks Majic a good one*

As it turns out, all the evil jealousy was trapped in the hat, so everything went back to normal after it got knocked away and destroyed. Yay!

Father Time: Damn it! I'll just have to kill you directly! *aims a lightening bolt at Orphen*

Orphen: *stand there staring at it* Wow... that sucks...

Majic: NOOOOOOOOO!!! *pushes him out of the way and gets hit*

Brief sappy moment ensues.

Orphen: All right... with that out of the way, on with the show.

Hartia: Too late, time's up! We'll have to continue next time!

Cleao: This is what happens when you save all the plot for the last few episodes... there's no time left to do anything else.

TO BE CONTINUED...

I think I should go study for my test now...