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Aphrael ([personal profile] silverthunder) wrote2005-08-26 11:06 am

Meme!

The Rules:
First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.


1) Kurapika (HxH)
2) Quatre Winner (GW)
3) Daisuke Motomiya (Digi)
4) Gon Freecs (HxH)
5) Wolfram (KKM)
6) Trowa Barton (GW)
7) Koushiro Izumi (Digi)
8) Kaoru (UPS)
9) Killua Zoaldyeck (HxH)
10) Waya (HikaGo)
11) Edward (FMA)
12) Leorio (HxH)


1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Trowa/Edward? God no. I hope this idea never crosses anyone's head, ever. If I see it, I might just spork myself.


2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

If someone came up to me and asked, "Do you think Gon is hot?", I think I might stare at them in stunned silence for a moment, and then laugh. Not because Gon's not utterly adorable, but because 'Gon' and 'hot' don't fit into the same sentence. They just don't.


3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Given that it's physically impossible, I don't think it would happen, but in the hypothetical situation, I think that Kaoru would glare coldly at anyone who gave him a funny look, and Leorio would be beaten up by Kaoru's protective friends and then beaten up again by Kurapika for being a moron.


4) Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?

Several! I recommend 'Dash' by [livejournal.com profile] sub_divided and 'Progress (Getting Emotional)' by [livejournal.com profile] odrade42 and 'Visibility' by JoIsBishMyoga (on ff.net) and several others that I can't think of off the top of my head. All of them are Nine/Four fics.


5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

WTF? That's a normal couple! How the hell did this happen? In any case, YES. This is one of my favorite couples. Yay for them!


6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Wolfram/Killua or Wolfram/Waya... Oh, good lord. What a choice. Both would be a disaster, but Wolfram/Waya would be less likely to result in a casualty, so I'll go with that one. Five/Ten.


7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

He wouldn't know either of them, so he'd probably blush, clap a hand over his mouth, run out of the room, and hide behind his laptop for a year.


8) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Daisuke/Waya. Oh good lord... Well, at least they both live in Tokyo. Okay, here goes.

"On his way home from a match, Waya is hit by a stray soccer ball that introduces him to someone who will change his life forever. Digimon/HikaGo crossover, yayz0rs! DaisukexWayaforeveromglolhahaha, plz review kthxbai"

How's that?



9) Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

No. I'm not going by 'they're not in the same series'. I'm going by the fact that both of them will ANGST THEMSELVES TO DEATH if left on their own; what makes anyone think that together, they can produce fluff?


10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Erm... hurt/comfort between Koushiro and Leorio? Neither of them is angsty! Okay, so... "Broken Computer Program"?


11) What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?

.......................... I could steal one from that Gon/Kurapika doujin that scarred my brain forever just because it was that pairing in that order? Honestly, I'd have to age Gon about ten years, kill off Leorio and Killua, and make it a 'we can comfort each other' story. Yoiks.


12) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

God, yes! And so do I!


13) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

I... think so? Maybe?



14) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Oh, hell yes. HELL yes.


15) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

I hope not, but if someone wants to try it, I'd be very, very interested to see how you manage it.


16) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

"Connect at 5-10!" Kidding. Maybe his partner's name?


17) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?

Something angsty. "It's a Sin" by Pet Shop Boys? I don't know.


18) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?

"Random imported character, violence, yaoi, threesome, angst, crack, wtf am I writing this for, let's throw out six and do one/twelve, oh hell yes"


19) What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?

"So, would you like to go back to my mansion and teach me how to place the stones?" Good lord, that was bad. I should be ashamed. But it's funny, so I'm not.


20) When was the last time you read a fic about Five? Actually about him/her?

A couple of months ago? It's a popular fandom, the fics are everywhere. I do like to read some of them occasionally.


21) What is Six's super-sekrit kink?

Um. Doing it with the Gundam watching? I don't know.


22) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

Drunk. Very, very, very drunk. And they'd probably end up fighting to the death. I can't say who'd win. But I lean towards Killua; he's had more training, and he's faster.


23) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?

It depends. But I think Koushiro, since he's the "senpai".


24) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three."

First of all, if Kurapika was stupid enough to get involved with Killua without realizing he'd run off with Gon some day, then I don't know what drugs he was on. Edward/Kurapika strikes me as something that'd be really HOT if I didn't despise crossovers. Angsty Blond/angsty blond, yummy. I still cling to Leorio/Kurapika! Unhappy affair? Bleh. Wolfram gives wise advice? There's an OOC warning on this, isn't there? And Kurapika/Daisuke. Now THERE is an OTP.

At least the 'nine running off with four' bit made sense. Wow, is the rest ever a mess.

25) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

I'd wonder who crossed over my fandoms, even though one reminds me of the other, and then doubly wonder if Kaoru just grabbed the wrong redhead somehow. (yes, okay, so I've decided I think Kaoru/Luna is cute, so sue me)


That was fun. I like this meme. Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] lycoris for sharing!