Vampire Christ

Hey V... remember when we came up with the badfic where Jesus became a vampire in the end?

Looks like it might actually get written.

In other words, Anne Rice is taking on the life story of Jesus Christ. And the saddest part of this is that I'm not joking. Fandom Wank appears to have it covered. Speculations on vampire Jesus are here.

Wow. That's all I can say. Just... wow.